Actually it's more like, "I'm just going to ask the vampires not to drink your blood."

Also isn't Sprunt that soda from GTA?

    • crispyhexagon [none/use name]
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      4 years ago

      the foxes-in-hen-houses party has made a firm commitment to asking, at some point very soon, that the scorpions-murdering-frogs party very kindly not murder the frogs brutally. when asked for comment, the scorpions stung our correspondant to death, which was sadly unavoidable and wholly out of their control.