• FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    4 months ago

    My true love should be about 6 to 8 feet tall, pitch black, fuzzy, must hate bridges

  • Owl [he/him]
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    4 months ago

    Neither of those are Nessie.

    • SpiderFarmer [he/him]
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      4 months ago

      Gnomes are are absolute terrors. I've gone down the gnome paranormal rabbithole on youtube.

    • Owl [he/him]
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      4 months ago

      Can I upvote just the content warning on this.

      Sheesh.

  • TreadOnMe [none/use name]
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    4 months ago

    I do love the fact that there is fan fiction about large monsters of which there are fewer than a dozen actual sighting stories. Like everything about 'sad broody mothman' is literally based off of one sighting at a distance where it appeared to be hunched over a roof line, and the woman said that it 'seemed sad'. Was it sad? Who knows? I don't care, I have a big broody monster goth bf fetish to indulge.

  • Othello
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    25 days ago

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    • notceps [he/him]
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      4 months ago

      Wrong, you are so wrong Othello, Mothman would always be absent going "Oh sorry honey I can't there's about to be a train accident and I have to loom ominously in the general area of Ohio, yes I know it's our anniversary but this is what I NEED TO DO."

      Meanwhile what's Bigfoots biggest flaw? Oh you can never take a picture with the guy it'll always come out blurry, but at least he is there for you, caring for you.

      That is not even mentioning Mothman showing up in the Panama Papers..... Bigfoot would never be a capitalist

      • Othello
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        • notceps [he/him]
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          4 months ago

          HELPING PEOPLE? HE'S A DISASTER TOURIST, A MISERY PERVERT and worst of all he likes Trump, Mothman wasn't seen anywhere near Butler, PA. I'll let you draw your own conclusions but I'll just say that Mothman knew what was going to happen and thought 'Yeah it's good that nothing happens to him, that's mah president Donald J Trump and I Mothman support my president.'

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  • kkitsuragisleftnut [he/him]
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    4 months ago

    People please! Clearly the hodag is the most fuckable cryptid, followed closely by mokele-mbembe!