Let's build everything out of paper mache, but put in a granite counter-top and slightly nicer porcelains on the plumbing furnishings so we can charge twice as much rent. For fuck's sake, the italian mafia built better housing [link to simpsons gag about buildings being made out of stale breadsticks].
This is my apartment except we got a unit without the granite and nice cabinetry, then a new owner decided to renovate all the units that way, and they just decided to raise our rent as if they had upgraded ours...gotta meet those cash flow targets. Anyway, leaving in three weeks.
LMAO. I see the same thing happening here. Every time someone moves out, they literally toss the veneered flakeboard kitchen furnature out the window and jack up the rent.
Let's build everything out of paper mache, but put in a granite counter-top and slightly nicer porcelains on the plumbing furnishings so we can charge twice as much rent. For fuck's sake, the italian mafia built better housing [link to simpsons gag about buildings being made out of stale breadsticks].
This is my apartment except we got a unit without the granite and nice cabinetry, then a new owner decided to renovate all the units that way, and they just decided to raise our rent as if they had upgraded ours...gotta meet those cash flow targets. Anyway, leaving in three weeks.
LMAO. I see the same thing happening here. Every time someone moves out, they literally toss the veneered flakeboard kitchen furnature out the window and jack up the rent.
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