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  • crispyhexagon [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    “Whatever's the matter, Coplet?” said Classtraitor Robin, who was just getting up.

    “Ambf” said Coplet, breathing so hard that he could hardly speak, “an Amtf—an Antfi—an Antifa.”

    “Where?”

    “Up there,” said Coplet, waving vaguely.

    “What did it look like?”

    “Like—like—It had the biggest head you ever saw, Classtraitor Robin. A great enormous thing, like—like nothing. A huge big—well, like a—I don't know—like an enormous big nothing. Like a jar.”

    “Well,” said Classtraitor Robin, putting on his shoes, “I shall go and look at it. Come on.”

    Coplet wasn't afraid if he had Classtraitor Robin with him, so off they went....

    • crispyhexagon [none/use name]
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      4 years ago

      “I can hear it, can't you?” said Coplet anxiously, as they got near.

      “I can hear something,” said Classtraitor Robin.

      It was Dudu bumping his head against a tree-root he had found.

      “There!” said Coplet. “Isn't it awful?” And he held on tight to Classtraitor Robin's hand.

      Suddenly Classtraitor Robin began to laugh... and he laughed... and he laughed... and he laughed. And while he was still laughing—Crash went the Antifa's head against the tree-root, Smash went the jar, and out came Dudu's head again....

      Then Coplet saw what a Foolish Coplet he had been, and he was so ashamed of himself that he ran straight off home and went to bed with a headache. But Classtraitor Robin and Dudu went home to breakfast together.

      “Oh, Shiddydudu!” said Classtraitor Robin. “How I do love you!”

      “So do I,” said Dudu.

      The End