I feel Like Trump would try and pull one of those underwear revolvers with two fingers and accidentally drop it, the bullet ricochets off of Chris Wallace's glasses, and then kneecaps Biden. Trump will take full credit, 1d5 chess and all that.
"Biden slowly sinks to the ground, carefully nursing his wounded limb. As the blood oozes out of the bullet hole and onto the floor, a barely audible 'Aww, c'mon man' is picked up by the microphone."
I feel Like Trump would try and pull one of those underwear revolvers with two fingers and accidentally drop it, the bullet ricochets off of Chris Wallace's glasses, and then kneecaps Biden. Trump will take full credit, 1d5 chess and all that.
I can already see the NYT piece "In defense of the presidential shootout"
"Biden slowly sinks to the ground, carefully nursing his wounded limb. As the blood oozes out of the bullet hole and onto the floor, a barely audible 'Aww, c'mon man' is picked up by the microphone."
Thanks, I snorted
Sounds like an Arrested Development bit