Even if he would end up losing, Biden would still pardon him.

  • Reversi [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    The amount of chemicals keeping Biden alive prevent him from feeling it

    Instead of a burst vessel in his eye he just walks around with a hole in his knee saying "listen jack"

    • Blurst_Of_Times [he/him,they/them]
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      4 years ago

      Biden melting into the Tar Zombie from Return of the Living Dead and digging open the moderator's skull in a desperate bid for fresh neurons.

    • Comraragi [none/use name]
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      4 years ago

      So basically the plot of House M.D but the MC is a geriatric patient trying to stay relevant as a failed politician and he gets his own team of lackeys to order around and keep him entertained(read: barely conscious).

  • Leon_Grotsky [comrade/them]
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    4 years ago

    I feel Like Trump would try and pull one of those underwear revolvers with two fingers and accidentally drop it, the bullet ricochets off of Chris Wallace's glasses, and then kneecaps Biden. Trump will take full credit, 1d5 chess and all that.

    • Bonescape [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      I can already see the NYT piece "In defense of the presidential shootout"

      • Leon_Grotsky [comrade/them]
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        4 years ago

        "Biden slowly sinks to the ground, carefully nursing his wounded limb. As the blood oozes out of the bullet hole and onto the floor, a barely audible 'Aww, c'mon man' is picked up by the microphone."

  • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Honestly, if Trump just shot Biden in the face I'm not sure the GOP would allow anything to happen to them. They might remove him... but they might not.

  • crime [she/her, any]
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    4 years ago

    Shoot 'em in the leg!

    edit: to the FBI agent reading this, I am quoting Joseph Robinette Biden and not endorsing violence