the one good bit he was doing this election was “Elon please keep glazing me from the proverbial cuck chair I will ruin your business and you will say thank you sir, thank you sir” and he’s so underwater that he caved and is now back on Twitter. He’s not even shitposting, he’s electioneering. It’s never been more over
New conspiracy theory: he had a groyper ghostwriting his posts, and that groyper was the attempted assassin; this got hurriedly covered up because they decided it would be embarrassing for him if it came out his post writer was a bad shot.
Oooh! This is a good one.
His son Barron set up the meeting with Adin Ross. Wouldn’t be surprised if Trump shows his phone to Barron and asks “is this a funny wojak?”