You know what, respect to the sun (🤮), I don't think I've ever heard any news outlet refer to nuclear missiles (especially those held by the west) as "doomsday weapons" but that's exactly what the fuck they are
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Dear Mr Exclusives Nuclear Weapons Royal Navy Sex The Sun Newspaper Vladimir Putin, I'm so sorry I was not your mother.
Did I ever tell you how I saved the world from nuclear Armageddon with the power of love?
ShowI hope he said "baby - I'm gonna plow you with this nuclear tipped ICBM, sexy style"
A major plot point in the Kelsey Grammer movie "Down Periscope", in which Grammer plays a US navy sub commander, is that Grammer's character got "welcome aboard" tattooed on his penis. And the entire US navy knows it.
However, a Royal Navy source said sex on board did not form part of their investigation.
And here's The Sun of all things, with the assist:
PORNSUB Submarine captain sacked for making sex vid while in charge of nuclear missiles & sharing filthy clip with junior sailor.
The scandal is another major blow to the Navy amid a chronic shortage of submarine staff
The Vanguard sex footage follows claims that a different submarine captain put his manhood in the pocket of a female sub-lieutenant on board.
that was his mistake; women remember that shit for some weird ass reason.