because of woke

  • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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    1 month ago

    This portrays weakness. Me? I'd get a big plate carrier with "if you come at the king don't miss" written on it.

      • LocalOaf [they/them]
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        1 month ago

        I don't know if he has the Standing School post-grad needed to stand wearing a plate carrier and level 4 plates for that long, he'd probably fall over and get stuck on his back like a turtle

      • Infamousblt [any]
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        1 month ago

        This is how we know Trump has lost his rizz. 2016 Trump would have done this.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      1 month ago

      I'd get a big plate carrier with "if you come at the king don't miss" written on it.

      If it was in le epic Gambo font like that "DAE LE WINTER IS COMING" promo material last election cycle was, trump-anguish might improve his chances.

    • crosswind [they/them]
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      1 month ago

      trump-who-must-go TRUMP kevlar ear covers now available folks, I wear them, they're the best. People said I shouldn't wear these, they showed me a diagram of a plane with all these red dots on it, and they told me I couldn't put armor where the dots are, can you believe that? They said you can't put armor on the red dots because people might get offended. Well folks I don't care what they say I'm putting the armor where the bullets go.

    • wtypstanaccount04 [he/him]
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      1 month ago

      Thinking about that video of Castro showing off his "bulletproof vest" and it's just his bare chest fidel-cool