because of woke

  • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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    1 month ago

    This portrays weakness. Me? I'd get a big plate carrier with "if you come at the king don't miss" written on it.

      • LocalOaf [they/them]
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        1 month ago

        I don't know if he has the Standing School post-grad needed to stand wearing a plate carrier and level 4 plates for that long, he'd probably fall over and get stuck on his back like a turtle

      • Infamousblt [any]
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        1 month ago

        This is how we know Trump has lost his rizz. 2016 Trump would have done this.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      1 month ago

      I'd get a big plate carrier with "if you come at the king don't miss" written on it.

      If it was in le epic Gambo font like that "DAE LE WINTER IS COMING" promo material last election cycle was, trump-anguish might improve his chances.

    • crosswind [they/them]
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      1 month ago

      trump-who-must-go TRUMP kevlar ear covers now available folks, I wear them, they're the best. People said I shouldn't wear these, they showed me a diagram of a plane with all these red dots on it, and they told me I couldn't put armor where the dots are, can you believe that? They said you can't put armor on the red dots because people might get offended. Well folks I don't care what they say I'm putting the armor where the bullets go.

    • wtypstanaccount04 [he/him]
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      30 days ago

      Thinking about that video of Castro showing off his "bulletproof vest" and it's just his bare chest fidel-cool

  • PaX [comrade/them, they/them]
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    1 month ago

    Just putting this here:

    To be clear, this image is from a speech he gave 5 years ago nerd

    I guess it was raining or something so they put him in a cube lol

  • Infamousblt [any]
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    1 month ago

    This is how you know he's cooked. Totally scared now. Hiding behind this screen is pure cowardice.

  • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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    1 month ago

    If he wouldn't just dress like any western business dork but somehow worse, you could at least call it the drip cube. As it is, it's just a dollar store version of Magneto's plastic prison from that old X-Men movie.

    • Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida [he/him]
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      1 month ago

      As it is, it's just a dollar store version of Magneto's plastic prison from that old X-Men movie.

      When dem finally arrests Trump at the end of the year for the unforgivable crime of being a cheeto-man, they'll put him in there to contain his Cheeto powers. He'll escape by having Marjorie Taylor Green seduce the security guard like Mystique did and inject liquified Cheeto dust directly into the guard's blood instead of iron.

      "Many many Cheetos in your blood. We love to see it. Tremendous levels." trump-kubrick-stare

  • jackmarxist [any]
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    1 month ago

    Imagine he wins and does this every single time he speaks in Public

  • miz [any, any]
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    1 month ago

    how can he breathe encased in lucite like that?

    • huf [he/him]
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      1 month ago

      they're pumping spice gas in. trump is ascending to become a navigator.

  • tombruzzo [none/use name]
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    1 month ago

    If he was frozen in a giant ice cube would that count as wet because when it's frozen it's not water anymore?