All my microchimps gone
Mom can we get tamagotchi?
We have tamagotchi at home.
[tamagotchi at home] GIGACHIMP
NFTs would be cool if they only existed as egg sized clear plastic injection molded gadgets and were price fixed by the state at $4.99
NFTs had less functionality than this, were uglier, and burned down rainforests every time the ledger checked for their existence. INNOVATION!
I cried the first time my tamogotchi left in a spaceship. I woke up one morning, went to go feed him, and he was just gone.
Why no I don't have unresolved abandonment issues, why do you ask?
skill issue you're supposed to forget to feed them during baby mode inside your bookbag at school and they die from their accumulated waste piling up while you learn about long division
