What will be the name of Homophobic Chicken’s streaming service?

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    1 month ago

    it's almost certainly going to be targeting kids to cement brand loyalty and be the sort of thing Osteen TradMoms can put on baby Zebulon's tablet so he'll be quiet during her MLM Brand Ambassador Party.

    I think it will have a farmcore lifestyle name, like HappyAcresTV or FamilyDish or some shit.

    though, it would be hilarious if one of their heirs lost their mind and insisted it be called BloodOfTheLambMAX or JESUS CHRIST IS LORD TV