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minus-squarerootsbreadandmakka [he/him]hexbear81·edit-227 days agoImmediate end to all [blank] summers until we can figure out what the hell is going on link
minus-squareElChapoDeChapo [he/him, comrade/them]hexbear44·27 days agoWhite boy summer has been canceled and been replaced with white man winter link
minus-squareUlyssesT [he/him]hexbear17·27 days agoWhen winter comes, just backstab the main guy of winter and it's all resolved and fine and you can return to the status quo like before. Simple. link
minus-squareSmeagolicious [they/them]hexbear20·27 days agoOk, who and where's the head white guy? link
minus-squarepropter_hog [any, any]hexbear10·edit-226 days agoCurrently it's Biden, will probably be Trump after November. link
minus-squarejack [he/him, comrade/them]hexbear7·26 days agoI'm betting head white guy will be Kamala link
minus-squarePaulie [none/use name]hexbear36·27 days agoI’m begging the Gulf Stream to collapse so we have an endless ice age summer link
minus-squareBlack_Mald_Futures [any]hexbear22·27 days agoIt's been really cool this week for August link
minus-squareUlyssesT [he/him]hexbear22·27 days agoNo more grilling? No more stench of barbecue smoke for months at a time? Show link
minus-squareUlyssesT [he/him]hexbear12·27 days agoI think some boomers and Gen-X age junior boomers want to do that lawnmower shit and would be very upset if they couldn't for some reason. Show link
minus-squareHexboare [they/them]hexbear8·26 days agoThey'd have to spend the time with their family otherwise link
minus-squarelemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.mlhexbear18·edit-227 days agoEstimates are 90% chance in next twenty years. Could happen tomorrow. Fun times! linkfedilink
minus-squareChaosMaterialist [he/him]hexbear2·26 days agoEvery [blank] Summer precedes a [blank] Fall. link
Immediate end to all [blank] summers until we can figure out what the hell is going on
White boy summer has been canceled and been replaced with white man winter
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When winter comes, just backstab the main guy of winter and it's all resolved and fine and you can return to the status quo like before. Simple.
Ok, who and where's the head white guy?
Currently it's Biden, will probably be Trump after November.
I'm betting head white guy will be Kamala
I’m begging the Gulf Stream to collapse so we have an endless ice age summer
It's been really cool this week for August
No more grilling? No more stench of barbecue smoke for months at a time?
No more loud ass lawnmowers at 7am on a Saturday
I think some boomers and Gen-X age junior boomers want to do that lawnmower shit and would be very upset if they couldn't for some reason.
They'd have to spend the time with their family otherwise
Estimates are 90% chance in next twenty years. Could happen tomorrow. Fun times!
Every [blank] Summer precedes a [blank] Fall.