Bro don’t even worry capitalism promotes innovation that’ll stop global warming i swear bro

e/ not my thighs they do be looking thicc though

  • Leon_Grotsky [comrade/them]
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    4 years ago

    "Every time I try to open one of those tiny-ass caps I fucking drop the thing and spill water everywhere, now I gotta open a second bottle and probably use paper towels or whatever to clean the water off of the breakroom floor. FUCK who thought this was a good idea? WHY'D THEY CHANGE THE FUCKING CAPS?!?"

    -Sam Vimes theory of ecologic injustice