It will be revived but with biometric sensors to capture more personal data, all of which is fed into a LLM pretending to be a healthcare provider.
"Your blood pressure is high, here's a list of lifestyle interventions, or upgrade to a premium account for access to a healthy recipe database or go Platinum for access to our concierge prescription delivery service. Meanwhile here's an ad for dick pills."
It will be revived but with biometric sensors to capture more personal data, all of which is fed into a LLM pretending to be a healthcare provider.
"Your blood pressure is high, here's a list of lifestyle interventions, or upgrade to a premium account for access to a healthy recipe database or go Platinum for access to our concierge prescription delivery service. Meanwhile here's an ad for dick pills."
Capitalism truly ruins everything it touches
''Your blood pressure is high, kill your dog''
Whoa there, officer
"If you relinquish yourself to a shelter, your pizza sauce will stick to the crust."
They already have these little thumbtack devices that stab into your arm and give you annoying warnings over bluetooth that are only somewhat accurate
Damn. Bet they sell a lot of sensors for those.