https://twitter.com/hasanthehun/status/1311870506530795521?s=21

    • deadtoddler420 [any]
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      4 years ago

      i eat tendies 4 times a week, but i actually excercise, and my lungs have been absolutely fucked for three months. there's no way this fucker isn't going on an inhaler this year if he gets it. if he gets it anywhere near as bad as i have it, he's fucked. he ain't gonna be able to stand in the cold or do a speech or anything without sounding like he's dying. it'll be hilarious.

    • crispyhexagon [none/use name]
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      4 years ago

      looks at assembled journalists. looks down at american death statistics correlating obesity and covid deaths

      i uh... this data thing is very tricky you see, and uh... sweating profusely we wouldnt want to get everyone in a panic about our favourite hamberderboy.. its just ahem ah uh hmm

      the butterblooded are fucked okay? fucked. yeah i said it, that fat fucker has a snowballs chance i...

      removed from podium by fbi