I'm a former English teacher. You don't need to be an English teacher, however, to know THE ILIAD AND THE ODYSSEY ARE TWO DISTINCTLY SEPARATE STORIES.

This lying fuck did a wikipedia search of "the classics" and wants smart people points for name-dropping THE WRONG FUCKING NAME.

He hasn't read either. At best he's seen a bunch of bleached Hellenistic statue avatars on the internet and nodded along to their RETVRN prattling. biggus-dickus

Ever meet that annoying kid in grade school that said "I am very smart. I know that E Equals Em Cee Squared!" young-sheldon Fifty years later, one of those became my-hero

    • Omegamint [comrade/them, doe/deer]
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      26 days ago

      Lol I legitimately love this movie. Can't tell you how many times I watched this on illegal satellite ppv after school

      • UlyssesT [he/him]
        hexagon
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        26 days ago

        It's a good time for sure. I could quote it endlessly and turn into a local version of a Redditor, but you know and I know the good parts.

        spoiler

        Most of it is good parts.