Also between this and knowing he ate cottage cheese with canned pineapple or ketchup has me conflicted on this dweebish monster

  • BioWarfarePosadist [she/her, they/them]
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    3 months ago

    What if the conclusion to his, what I imagine to be 2 hours, lecture on Persian Domination ended with, in that blubbery Nixon Voice, "Thank God those Persian Bastards never took over though, or I wouldn't be able to enjoy this fine bowl of Cottage Cheese and Pineapple!"

    • context [fae/faer, fae/faer]
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      3 months ago

      1. a coalition of hoplites at thermopylae stall the persian advance long enough for the athenian fleet to attack supply lines at the dardanelles

      2. ???

      3. the anglo conquest of hawaii

      thank you for coming to my ted talk