He's not really my type. Way too sweaty. And he makes me look attractive in comparison. On the other hand, maybe he'd take me on a date to show me the aliens like he did with Jackie Gleason.

On a related note, one of the earliest moments that I retroactively attribute to being latently attracted to men was seeing photos of a young Eisenhower and Ford playing football. I didn't understand it at the time and just brushed it off as "those guys were handsome." I guess I'm like Trump in that regard: I love the handsome generals and football players, lol.