toss up between "I got big hairy legs that turn blonde in the sun.", and "I worsked on the Paris Accord, with Deng Xiaoping, and the others!"

    • btfod [he/him, comrade/them]
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      4 months ago

      This one's my favorite. Any excerpt from the Corn Pop story would qualify as a close second.

    • LocalOaf [they/them, ze/hir]
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      4 months ago

      Stole my answer

      The made up anecdote of him seeing two gay men kissing when Biden was a kid and his dad telling him "love is love" is very good too

      Look fat, I invented allyship, alright?

      they-were-comrades biden-rember