Nah dawg that's Calvinist revisionism. Might as well be a puritan and start burning random people as witches for controversial opinions like "women are people." Or "maybe stop blaming jews for everything"

Holy water too dirty

That's the one thing that gets me about those little holy water cup holders by the doors, do people even think about the shit people touch and without washing their hands prior to going in dip their filthy little piggies in the communal water rites puddle bucket.

Fucking disgusting, dog, its just as bad as soaking in a public hot tub.