• PurrLure [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    Odds are your unemployment checks are going to suck ass, (and if you're an independent contractor it'll be even worse), so as the capitalists say you're going to need a shiver side gig while your job hunt eats up months of your life.

    Time to learn how to use photo editing apps, because you're about to transform into the hot new anime girl on Onlyfans so that you can survive in our pandemic hellscape!

    It's important that you distort your original appearance so much that no one would ever be able to recognize you in real life. Anime girl shops are perfect for this!

    Modify your body so hard that even Barbie would call you fake. And remember, when it comes to the chest area either go big or go flat! If you're doing video clips be sure to sound as young as possible and use a voice modifier in post if needed.

    The only downside is that you'd be screwed if you wanted to do actual porn.

    • LucyTheBrazen [she/her]
      hexagon
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      4 years ago

      I mean I already have the same handle on PH, since it makes me feel pretty