• ☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.ml
    hexagon
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    19 days ago

    These are the same companies saying they want people back in the office because face-to-face collaboration is important for productivity or some shit. When the company doesn't care that you're decomposing in the office then they also about the work you're doing or how you're doing it.

    • Findom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]
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      19 days ago

      When they say that having everyone on-site is important to their corporate culture, they mean the microbial colonies that devour your body as you decompose.

  • Futterbinger [he/him, they/them]
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    edit-2
    19 days ago

    Knowing Wells Fargo her manager is probably complaining she didn't have the decency to crawl into the dumpster out back before croaking. I bet they'll bill her estate for the cleanup.

    • Bloobish [comrade/them]
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      19 days ago

      Yeah that's where my mind went, also like I know work friend aren't REAL friends but God damn did no one notice?

  • LGOrcStreetSamurai [he/him]
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    19 days ago

    If you die at work the underworld has to give a special pass. You should get to go to the good place regardless. Dieing at work must suck

  • miz [any, any]
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    19 days ago

    several people had smelled a foul odor but believed it to be faulty plumbing.

    was gonna say I don't know how long it takes a corpse to start smelling bad but I think it's less than four days