Nearly 4 months ago, I created this badpost.
Now, I have a vegan partner and asked for her insight on this matter. This is her response.
I can never enjoy PPB again.
I let it go because I love you guys. But ya, that pig was murdered for food.
He had already accomplished everything he had set out to do with his life
Not necessarily. If it was a prized breeding hog, he would’ve been used to knock up sows in order to produce more food. Studs usually aren’t slaughtered because then farmers can’t get more sperm out of them.
I'm sorry to inform you, but that pig did not have sex. CW: animal abuse.
Also that pig did not die of natural causes. If it was a stud, it was killed when his semen production was declining.
Great now I have "Swine Artificial Insemination.pdf" on my phone can't wait for someone to see the title when I'm scrolling through files because I'm too lazy to delete it
the pig didn't care when it shit on it's own balls, it didn't care when someone took the picture and it remains uncaring about people on the internet finding it funny.
In some ways it is more blessed than us.Related, I’ve been having weird thoughts lately about the “pog fish” emoji and thinking about how that emoji/gif is probably showing the last few seconds of that fish’s life.
I'm not sure, but it looks out of water so I doubt it. Does anyone really know the source for that?
EDIT: HOLY SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT
This is like the happiest news ever. I thought it was a torture/death scene, and instead it's hot fish sex. That is quite the turnaround.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Me: I will now write a shitpost about PPB
My brain: Write a screed about how much you hate swine