"So yeah the son of God was on earth, but you just missed him. He was crucified about 50 years ago. Your dad might've met him."
And then Mount Vesuvius fucking explodes
Edit: I meant Roman, I wrote this late at night.
"So yeah the son of God was on earth, but you just missed him. He was crucified about 50 years ago. Your dad might've met him."
And then Mount Vesuvius fucking explodes
Edit: I meant Roman, I wrote this late at night.
Oh, your messiah died? Mine is still alive in the next village over
Oh he just died? You're telling me now for the first time
I heard they're gonna be minting a new Messiah in Alexandria next week