I want the tallness, the deep voice, the peepee (for helicoptering and laughing hehehoohoo).
But only for today, tomorrow I'm back to smol enby bean
I want the tallness, the deep voice, the peepee (for helicoptering and laughing hehehoohoo).
But only for today, tomorrow I'm back to smol enby bean
Sure, you just have to eat a lot of epic le bacon, skid tires in figure-eights in a residential neighborhood and blast dadrock at floor-shaking bass and volume.
Don't forget to mask up too. Can't forget the toxic masculine brain worms either. Make sure you have a deadbeat Dad and are raised by a single mom with too much on her plate. IT'LL MAKE U HARD, LIKE A REAL MAN. (NOT SPEAKING FROM ANY PERSONAL EXPERIENCE AT ALL, STOP ANALYZING MY POSTS)
THE ONLY MANLY EMOTIONS ARE ANGER AND LUST. AND LUST CAN BE DANGEROUSLY GAY SOMETIMES SO BE CAREFUL WITH THAT ONE
Or don't
Three square (albeit tasteless meals), a roof, very basic necessities, and a bunch of fellow gooners. Sign 👏me 👏UP👏!
STAHP, ur getting me SOAKED.
That unironically sounds like something JP would say, I don't know if it's real or not...
It's not too far off, though he was more about how aggression and violence were EZ-mode happiness generators because lobsters and serotonin.
I already like dadrock so I'm halfway there
Ooooooh, you're halfway there
Oooooooh, dad rock in the air
🎵 Join my LAN, I've got bandwidth to spare,
Woooah, I'm hosting multi-player! 🎵
If you also harass neighbors about inch-or-less lawn violations and like two-stroke leafblowers, you're a shoe-in...
For pissing me off.