MY LITERARY ANALYSIS SKILLS ARE AMAZING

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THE RED PILL MEANS ABUSING WOMEN AND BEING A PIECE OF SHIT

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THE RICHEST MAN IN THE WORLD WITH BILLIONS OF GOVERNMENT SUBSIDIES IS A REBEL GUYS

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
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      13 days ago

      Isn't it fucking amazing how the makers of the Matrix had pretty much the polar opposite ideology and philosophy of King Bazinga, yet he and his glazers still admire the blue (or scrolling green text?) curtains anyway?

          • UlyssesT [he/him]
            hexagon
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            13 days ago

            JUST LIKE IN THE READY PLAYER ONERINOS!

            (or the ready player twoerinos where the ungrateful poors are left behind when the king of bazinga escapes into space with a mind controlled slave harem) kombucha-disgust

              • UlyssesT [he/him]
                hexagon
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                13 days ago

                Are...there Matrix characters in the Ready Player One movie?

                There's everything from fucking Gandalf to committee-designed spankbank waifus from Overwatch, so I'd be surprised if there wasn't. I didn't actually watch that trash; the trailers made me feel sick.

  • BeamBrain [he/him]
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    13 days ago

    Uh obviously "the system" is woke lib PC cuckery trying to indoctrinate us with Judeo-Bolshevism Cultural Marxism 🙄

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
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      13 days ago

      Even setting aside all the culture war bullshit, the "redpillers" mysteriously stan for the ruling class that have the most money, by far, the most political power, and have the military contracts.

      BUT STILL REBELS BECAUSE DAE WOKE MIND VIRUS

      • BeamBrain [he/him]
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        13 days ago

        They keep reinventing the Protocols of Zion because it's the only way they can convince themselves they're the cool rebels bucking an oppressive system.

        • DragonBallZinn [he/him]
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          13 days ago

          frothingfash: “you don‘t get it dude, the MAN WANTS all the races to live together in harmony and enjoy world peace. Their agenda? Make the world less manly! I’ll show them, I’m going to turn the world into my personal mad max utopia and my life will be a super manly 24/7 blideo bame!”

          • UlyssesT [he/him]
            hexagon
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            13 days ago

            Not far off from what /u/spez has said he was looking forward to in the event of societal collapse. He also bragged about having his vision surgically corrected so he could shoot "looters." i-am-adolf-hitler

            • DragonBallZinn [he/him]
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              13 days ago

              Why do I get the feeling he’d be the one doing the looting (of course it’s not looting when HE does it, it’s “the spoils of war”)?

              Oh right…

              us-foreign-policy

              • UlyssesT [he/him]
                hexagon
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                13 days ago

                Because that's how billionaires become billionaires in general.

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      • DragonBallZinn [he/him]
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        13 days ago

        The everyday people on tumblr who told them to be nicer in 2012 (and later grew up to be TERFs) reminded them of their mean ‘ol third grade teacher who punished them for being rude for the first time in their lives, and thus associate being a douche with sticking it to “the man”.

        • UlyssesT [he/him]
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          13 days ago

          In my experience, the most "FUCK YOU DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO" rebels without a clue (the ones who would bully other kids and gamify whatever anti-bullying rules were in the books) were the ones most likely to age into becoming the-pigs or being boots after high school.

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    13 days ago

    I hope someone peels it apart like an orange

    Because apparently you can peel a Cybertruck apart with your bare hands

    I guess it's that less than 0.1nm tolerance

    • culpritus [any]
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      13 days ago

      I peeled your cybertruck with my mind like Neo bending spoons. You should be honored to be part of my radical performance of liberty.

      • BelieveRevolt [he/him]
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        13 days ago

        Gah, I just remembered how ”there is no spoon” was the lolsowacky ”the cake is a lie” of the late 90s and 00s.

  • POKEMONGOTOTHEGULAG [none/use name]
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    13 days ago

    Imagine living in a New York suburb and thinking that the "system is the enemy".

    Bitch that dumpster is not driving on any road outside the "system" except for the local golf club's driveway.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
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      13 days ago

      The only way his thinking is even vaguely consistent is if he's such a spiteful asshole that he thinks basically everything he relies upon is the "enemy."

      Ever meet a chud that worked for a government office and actively slowed down and sabotaged it at every opportunity, especially if the office's purpose was to help poor people or the like? grillman

  • BobDole [none/use name]
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    13 days ago

    God damn, I’ve seen a few of these where I live (always ruins my day), but this is absolutely the worst I’ve seen.

    • CommunistBear [he/him]
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      13 days ago

      These abominations always make my day because I get the opportunity to have a deep and hearty laugh. Especially knowing that there's a good chance the guy has the "record everything around the car" mode activated so they see me pointing and laughing.

      • AOCapitulator [they/them, she/her]
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        13 days ago

        Bigtime, I also love to pull in front of them and then go slow and flip them off through my window, fucking losers

        farquaad-point

      • BobDole [none/use name]
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        13 days ago

        That’s a good perspective. I should be more expressive with my laughter.

      • UlyssesT [he/him]
        hexagon
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        13 days ago

        Especially knowing that there's a good chance the guy has the "record everything around the car" mode activated so they see me pointing and laughing.

        Make sure that bazinga gets his money's worth, every day! point-and-laugh-1point-and-laugh-2

    • DragonBallZinn [he/him]
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      13 days ago

      I thought I would be safe in my eternally stagnant neverland that is Ohio suburbia but nope. The neverland only filters out the good things of the 21st century and none of the bad.

      • UlyssesT [he/him]
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        13 days ago

        You'd think Ohio would have more imposing defense system.

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  • BelieveRevolt [he/him]
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    13 days ago

    I bet the owner of this car loves Joe Rogan just to tick every bingo box.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
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      13 days ago

      He's probably said, out loud, "crypto is not a currency... it's a lifestyle." smuglord

  • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]
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    13 days ago

    lol, maybe he's trying to game "The System"

    so-true "Yeah, you guys better watch out I'm a huge threat! But if you make me rich and famous I'll let you plug me back innn...no? How about just give me a girlfriend. Also no... What if I beg?"

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
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      13 days ago

      Not really far off from the computer touching bootlickers that want a cyberpunkerino dystopia because they want to be hooked up to a dopamine pump with waifu characteristics while drooling in a corner.

  • LGOrcStreetSamurai [he/him]
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    12 days ago

    We need communism now, solely to increase the basic literacy rate. I'm sure the owner of this thing can read but he's fundamentally unable to "understand".

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
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      12 days ago

      Teaching treat hogs to stop dodging concept bullets: over-your-head