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  • CredibleBattery [he/him, comrade/them]
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    23 days ago

    the problem is that you have to watch three seasons of The Grungleman and then in season 2 you have to pause that and watch the entirety of The Tomes of Greeb Fardass (it starts off pretty good but it falls off after three episodes) which then halfway through turns into The Grungleman and Binkus season 2.5 and then you can watch Season 3 of The Grungleman and Binkus (Greeb Fardass is mentioned in passing, making his show an absolute requirement) but by that point the entire season turns into an allegory for Israel which is odd but i really like the Binkus, and then you gotta slot some time in to watch four seasons of the Star Wars: Iconoclasts show because Gleg (he's really cool) is rumored to show up in the movie along with Nomka Mano (she's from Star Wars: The Expendables but for convenience's sake just watch her appearances in Iconoclasts) and also Dork Vader has been cloned and he'S COMIGN BACK AND THEN JOHN ANDOR WILL SHOW UP AND ANDOR ALL OVER THE PLACE BECAUSE HE'S BEEN SECRETLY LE FORCE SENSITIVE THIS WHOLE TIME AND THEN I WILL FINALLY FUCKING DIE agony-consuming agony-immense

    • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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      23 days ago

      Disney took the shit that sucks about comics, that's having to read tons of supplemental material that blows in order to get the references the show puts down. All of this to pander to nerds who still hate it anyway.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
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      23 days ago

      It's easy to estimate the midi-chlorian count of Glup Shitto if you notice how easy he resisted the Jedi mind trick that Lord Amogus attempted on him. Because midi-chlorian count is an objective measurement of power and clearly determines who wins fights, when that squad of ten clones of FapFap attacked Glup Shitto and he said he couldn't deflect their projectiles for much longer, that means each FapFap had a count of 420, which multiplied by 69 seconds which was how long he resisted that relentless barrage means that he's the only being in the universe that could possibly rival my ego insert... I mean REVAN, the best written and most important character of all time. Very morally grey too, just like the Witcherino. morshupls

        • UlyssesT [he/him]
          hexagon
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          23 days ago

          UM, I think you mispelled Aiden Kaiden Jaden Caeleb Solo-Tarkin-Skywalker, who successfully murderfucked (in a measured way) into such perfect balance in the force that he formed an edge that split the galaxy in half!

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