New conspiracy theory: the Bourgeoisie was tired of Trump but also skeptical of Biden. They realized he was going to be babbling and put the country in danger. So they get their minions to make a deal with Pence, he gets to be president and he can pretend to fight for evangelical fascism but in reality neoliberalism will be the outcome. He gets to be president and they get a more compliant puppet. So they infect Trump with Supercovid and will hit Biden with the CIA Brain Aneurysm Gun ushering in President Pence as Kamala only gets 1,400 votes overall.
New conspiracy theory: the Bourgeoisie was tired of Trump but also skeptical of Biden. They realized he was going to be babbling and put the country in danger. So they get their minions to make a deal with Pence, he gets to be president and he can pretend to fight for evangelical fascism but in reality neoliberalism will be the outcome. He gets to be president and they get a more compliant puppet. So they infect Trump with Supercovid and will hit Biden with the CIA Brain Aneurysm Gun ushering in President Pence as Kamala only gets 1,400 votes overall.