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Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them] to badposting • 2 months ago

I sit next to you and hoot, what do you do?

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I sit next to you and hoot, what do you do?

Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them] to badposting • 2 months ago
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  • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]
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    2 months ago

    Show

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  • buh [she/her]
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    2 months ago

    Toot 💨

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    • TankieTanuki [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      visible-disgust

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  • the_itsb [she/her, comrade/them]
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    2 months ago

    gentle hoot, offer bean

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  • Anvil_Lavigne [she/her, they/them]
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    2 months ago

    puts on robe & wizard hat

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  • nohaybanda [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    I hoot back, duh

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  • Belly_Beanis [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    I scratch your head because it looks soft and pettable.

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  • Commiejones [comrade/them, he/him]
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    2 months ago

    proffer a rodent

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  • TankieTanuki [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    "H-hoot?" 🥺👉👈

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  • GlueBear [they/them, comrade/them]
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    2 months ago

    Cuddle 🤗🥰

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  • radio_free_asgarthr [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 months ago

    hoot hoot, indeed

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  • Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    Probably make a different noise that I memorized as a child in response to the hooting. Or whatever my current go-to repeatable phrase is. No joke, it's currently "birds." I'll probably just exclaim "birds" at random. All while thinking: "What an adorable owl."

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  • UlyssesT
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    3 days ago

    deleted by creator

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  • autism_2 [any, it/its]
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    2 months ago

    laugh at your big clown feet ha ha ha

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  • ashinadash [she/her]
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    2 months ago

    say "go eat a seed STINKY"

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  • Rose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.ee
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    2 months ago

    Kindly tell you that I'm not currently seeking an avian mate, but still gladly offer my shoulder as we prepare to TAKE BACK THE GLORY OF ATHENS!

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