When he was born, Pence raised his little sopping head, smiled, and said, "I thank you, mother, for the gift of your pain, and I shall repay as I might."— Jareditary Pechacek (@vandroidhelsing) December 6, 2017
this is my favorite microbiography of our soon-to-be president (read the thread)
Pence gets his adrenachrome injection every day, looks at the nearest staffer and just yells THIS HUMAN FORM IS LIMITING while his eyes roll back in his head.
Pence gets his adrenachrome injection every day, looks at the nearest staffer and just yells THIS HUMAN FORM IS LIMITING while his eyes roll back in his head.