https://hexbear.net/post/71142

  • CyborgMarx [any, any]
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    9 days ago

    lmao holy shit they're so pressed about us

    Dipshit crybaby Redditors cannot take the slightest bit of push back on anything

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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      9 days ago

      "These 1,000 gay commie shitposters are exactly like the cult of cthulhu" okay buddy sure.

      • UlyssesT [he/him]
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        9 days ago

        WHAT IF THE HEXBEARS SUMMON THEIR EVIL ELDER GOD AND CONQUER THE WORLD?

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        • Belly_Beanis [he/him]
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          9 days ago

          Got damn imagine of communism were as easy as standing inside a pentagram and chanting some weird words before making a human sacrifice. With enough bourgeois offerings, we would spread gommunism all the way to the dreamlands.

          • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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            8 days ago

            Dialectical materialism is when we need one business owner for every Br*tish Dialect and when we throw them all in to the cuck pit we have hte necessary material to cast Communism VII

      • CyborgMarx [any, any]
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        9 days ago

        The evil eldritch ritual of......"opposing genocide".....my god these people must be stopped, next thing you know they'll summon the Outer God of "Anti-racism"

      • buckykat [none/use name]
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        9 days ago

        Remember that Lovecraft was a racist and the village of eldritch abomination worshipers represented the immigrants he was racist against

      • kittin [he/him]
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        9 days ago

        If this community wasn’t so afflicted by ADHD we could finally complete the resurrection ritual and get Papa Lenin back

  • edge [he/him]
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    9 days ago

    This needs to be a tagline if it isn't already.

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
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    9 days ago

    "The Red Pill is 120 thousand fit college educated middle class men. If we really wanted to we could invade New Zealand and install a new government. We definitely have the manpower. There are plenty of veterans here. Plus everyone here knows where the magazine release is on an M16, from years of playing Call Of Duty.

    Realistically the Red Pill Reaction Force would be far more effective than half the world's militaries. The Afghan military is fucked up on opium. The Iraqi army cant even do jumping jacks. . Plus New Zealand has only 8 thousand military personnel the majority of whom are useless paper pushers.

    I don't actually support the violent overthrow of New Zealand. I just think its kind of a fun idea conceptualy."

    • BurgerPunk [he/him, comrade/them]
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      9 days ago

      Today i learned being middle class and college educated makes you more effective at military invasions. Obviously more important than possesing a navy when it comes to invading an island nation on the other side of the world

      • UlyssesT [he/him]
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        9 days ago

        All you have to do is reload your M-16. Skill issue. stupidpol

        • BurgerPunk [he/him, comrade/them]
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          9 days ago

          If you've played call of duty (and have a college degree/middle class) then you're obviously more proficient in modern military weapons platforms than professional soldiers (no degrees/working class) so-true

    • Wheaties [she/her]
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      9 days ago

      The Afghan military is fucked up on opium

      somehow posting takes from 2002

  • LGOrcStreetSamurai [he/him]
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    9 days ago

    Hold up. If Hexbear eldritch abomination worshippers wouldn't we trying to attract local fediverse instances/realms/networks into our for one grand sacrifice? One can't be a cult and hostile to outsiders, it's just outsiders that may ruin our plans right?