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  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    3 months ago

    it's always a Death Star

    There are so many terrifying things about the Star Wars universe

    Assassin droids, space vampires, super-powered clones, incurable plagues, Wolfmans, and green rabbit guys

    But it's always a Death Star!

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        • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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          3 months ago

          ACTUALLY there was a star wars for kid's book about a small living planet that tried to eat these space kids that somehow got on it, waaaay more interesting than the pew pew star.

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        • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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          3 months ago

          The zombie fad just. Wouldn't. Die. Just like in the zombie treats.

          Sucks because I have a soft spot for zombies, well had, now that it's been beaten to death.

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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      3 months ago

      One of my main critiques about the OT, and almost all subsequent media. You can't do anything bigger than a Death Star. Narratively blowing up a planet in one shot is the biggest bad thing that can happen that's still on a scale people can make sense of. So many Star Wars products have focused on a Big Dumb Object.

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