call it a form of suicidal revenge

  • Hexboare [they/them]
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    2 months ago

    sorry i cant see your fancy lights over the bright phone screen i'm posting on while driving

      • Hexboare [they/them]
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        2 months ago

        Show

        Good luck, I can't see anything on the road other than a giant penny farthing anyway

          • Hexboare [they/them]
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            2 months ago

            *parks on hill, left in drive, also lodged in the wheel well and mulched

            As god intended 🇺🇲🦅

            obama-medal

    • shath [comrade/them]
      hexagon
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      2 months ago

      "ah that's in my eyes, that must be high beam. I'll flash mine and get them to turn it down. ohA ARHARHRJKSHAJKLHJLK agony-limitless "

      • Alaskaball [comrade/them]A
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        2 months ago

        Even normal headlights feel like highbeams to me yo, staring into the sun seems less painful in comparison

        • facow [he/him, any]
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          2 months ago

          Driving a sedan at night is agony in the age of SUVs and trucks with LED headlights

          • Alaskaball [comrade/them]A
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            2 months ago

            So take that agony then imagine having more than half your year in darkness and you'll have the Alaskan experience in a nutshell.

  • dumpster_dove [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    Someone should make Hövding but as a bomb vest that activates when getting hit by a car

    • shath [comrade/them]
      hexagon
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      2 months ago

      blows my head off, directly though the windscreen onto the drivers lap where i can make horrifying eye contact as by brain juice leaks out of me over their birkenstocks

  • shath [comrade/them]
    hexagon
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    2 months ago

    in hindsight i should've got the 6000 lumen one for fun

    • MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml
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      2 months ago

      It's ok, just adjust it up or down depending on how bright incoming traffic is. It'll have the same effect.

  • TheDoctor [they/them]
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    2 months ago

    I’m thankful that my car’s model still has aftermarket bulbs that aren’t retina-piercers. Good luck with your suicide lumens.

  • Lenins_Cat_Reincarnated
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    2 months ago

    What about other cyclists? I’ve been blinded more often by cyclists who don’t turn their light slightly downwards than by cars