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First as tragedy - Wimpy chicken sandwiches in tents
Then as farce - Wimpy chicken sandwiches in tents
What if the sandwiches are now on the blockchain?
Hopefully a tropical storm comes along and drowns all these rich fucks and bougie iNfLuEnCeRs
"Live reaction to the live reaction to the live reaction of fucking drowning in the hubris orgy!"
Dude, what if like, the sandwiches ARE the blockchain!!
Wasn't it bologna?