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They really are, I love how after this and other shit like Theranos that all it takes is a somewhat socially competent smart sounding white person to rip them off for millions
Nah Theranos seems like they took a lot of care into faking results
Let's talk about Juicero instead. People funded a 300 dollar juicer with hundreds of millions
True, I'd also add Cybertrucks as well as the rich middle income techbro graft
They let this guy out of prison after like 2 months, and asked him to please not do this again lol.
Look, I'm sorry, the Fyre Festival works on paper but not in practice I'm afraid
Nonono, that wasn't the real Fyre Festival. The real Fyre Festival hasn't even been tried yet. Ja Rule was a counterrevolutionary.
I think it's that he collects something like $10 million bucks and then he moves to a place like Indonesia that has no extradition treaty with the US. Despite already grifting twice on the same idea - next year he does it again by starting selling tickets to Fyre Festival III.
Barron goes, an action movie to rescue him ensues, but when they get to him, he sides with his new drug buddies, so . . .
Hahaha like a Patty Hearst of the 21st century, but he joins Hamas instead of West Coast Maoists.
He accidentally kills a bunch of nepotism beneficiaries.
First as tragedy - Wimpy chicken sandwiches in tents
Then as farce - Wimpy chicken sandwiches in tents
Hopefully a tropical storm comes along and drowns all these rich fucks and bougie iNfLuEnCeRs
Dude, what if like, the sandwiches ARE the blockchain!!
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