Then stopping to shit on the side of the road. And then mixing your poo around with a stick to make it disappear into dirt, but then giving up after a minute because your stick is all covered with poo.

the-more-you-know

  • Stolen_Stolen_Valor [any]
    ·
    edit-2
    9 days ago

    Excuse me but on Hexbear the standard metric for measuring the ecological ramifications of your actions is “car batteries thrown into the ocean.”

    For example, making a post on Hexbear is the equivalent of throwing 7 car batteries into the ocean. We use this metric because on their own either one is objectively a good thing.

  • jolliver_bromwell [she/her]
    ·
    edit-2
    9 days ago

    your stick wouldnt be covered with poo if you started by chopping your poo up with a poop sword first you goof

  • Rom [he/him]
    ·
    9 days ago

    Mom said it's my turn with the poop stick