• PorkrollPosadist [he/him, they/them]
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    2 months ago

    Donnie has gotta be up there for gayest straight. All the talk about hansom generals, blowing kisses at Hulk Hogan, and the guy loves his musicals.

      • Mindfury [he/him]
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        2 months ago

        no wonder he got on so well with Vince McMahon

        google Vince McMahon Gary Strydom for an example

    • wtypstanaccount04 [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      Trump being gay is too easy of a bit, but Trump being an old gay queen with the same policy positions as he has now because he's cranky and bitter would be a really good bit.

      a-little-trolling Folks in 1980 you could get a trick for $5 in most of New York, the men were HOT HOT HOT, let me tell you. It was a good deal, the best deal, now- Sleepy Joe has all this inflation going on, you need at least $100 for a trick in New York and the men are UGLY now, and they aren't even clean! All the hot men are turning trans, it's sad, very sad! And Obama- Obama made a real mess with this, gay marriage, folks remember when being gay was a sin? Sins- now those handsome 80s men they had the guilt, very good, the guilt made it hotter, all the better. Trust Donnie from Queens, we are going to make America gay again!

  • SpiderFarmer [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    Why is this in badposting? This is a great question? Trump for gayest straight (obv). Staightest gay is Charlie from Smiling Friends.

  • ComradeMonotreme [she/her, he/him]
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    2 months ago

    I don't really think the Trump and Pete Buttgieg as suggested here can really be beat. At least for guys.

    Not really sure on the ladies.

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  • gueybana [any]
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    2 months ago

    I’m definitely the gayest straight. No chance i would be the straightest gay even if i was gay

    I look like a gay, do and say gay ass shit, but i definitelh love women and big tiddies