• booty [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    If I worked at a movie theater you better believe I'm not stopping you for any reason. I swear I'd be too fuckin powerful.

    Hey why'd you let that guy smuggle in snacks?

    Look at my paycheck

    Why didn't you clean that toilet?

    Look at my paycheck

    If you don't shape up you're gonna get fired

    Oh nooooo

    • MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml
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      2 months ago

      This just makes me want to boldly walk in with an entire pizza or a picnic basket. At what point do the fucks return and can I get an employee to collaborate with getting me past any overzealous capital-pilled managers?