Let's be honest: Trump has been a disaster. Puerto Rico. The Paris Climate Agreement. Wonton corruption. I could keep listing things off, but there's a character limit.

He's been a real dunderhead, a Commander-in-mischief, if you will.

I know it's been said ad nauseum the JR Biden has the most progressive platform in the history of politics, but instead of lowering the Medicare age to 60, Hillary wanted to lower it to 55. She is the great usurper.

Looking back, I feel rather stupid for not supporting her. If she was President today, I feel like I'd be going out to eat a lot more instead of sitting at home eating Doritos (I was gonna make a Cheetos reference, but I saw someone else do it recently).

Quoth the late, great Eleanor Roosevelt: "A woman is like a teabag, you only know how strong she is when you put her in hot water." In contrast to how Apu Nahasapeemapetilon would say: "We're putting that b*tch on ice."

So... iced coffee, anyone?