"Look, I scared you, okay? You have to tell them I scared you. Tell the--okay, you need to tell the tour guides that I'm the scariest ghost in the White House, the scariest ever. I don't want Youtube ghost hunters, those aren't real ratings, no returns on those. Just--come on, please, for me--just act a little scared, okay? Say I moved a chair. You have to--you can't leave me hanging like this. Come on. I turned the thermostat up for you once when you didn't want to get up. You remember that. You do."