one day I'll learn to make memes in something other than MS Paint and then it's over for you fuckers 
I think there's a certain je ne sais quoi for memes that say to the viewer "This joke needed to be made but I didn't want to spend more than a couple minutes on it."
I think vance's just got really thick eye lashes
A distichia is an eyelash that arises from an abnormal part of the eyelid. This abnormality, attributed to a genetic mutation, is known to affect dogs and humans.
uber eyelash boy
If you zoom way in on his official portrait you can see that the flesh from his brow folds over and almost completely covers his upper eyelids; you can mostly only see the eyelashes poking out and what you can see of the eyelids are in shadow:
(CW: the cold, soulless stare of a couchfucker)
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Your countenance has to achieve a certain visual distance from Tim & Eric Awesome Show: Great Job! for this to work in your favor. JD Vance has yet to realize this
So what are the two guys who aren't wearing eyeliner supposed to add to this?
