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I love the truck

  • hypercracker [he/him]
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    2 days ago

    the only response to these people is "nobody who tweets 150 times per day has a real job"

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
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      2 days ago

      the man is a serial child abandoner

      Abandoning may be the best he can do compared to alternatives he otherwise enjoys.

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  • Chronicon [they/them]
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    2 days ago

    I have serious doubts about their ability to deliver FSD in the next TWO WEEKS

    beyond parody lmao

  • buckykat [none/use name]
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    2 days ago

    I'm a little perplexed about making travel plans which rely on full self driving. Did he intend to do a 24/7 roadtrip by having the bazingamobile drive nights or what?

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
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      2 days ago

      The big ipad-like bazinga touchscreen in the middle of the bazingamobile has a bunch of freeze-gamer features, so I assume the purpose is for some very divorced dad or some influencer failson to ignore the road while being obnoxious and self-aggrandizing.

      I wouldn't mind, if only there wasn't the constant risk of people outside getting killed too.

      • buckykat [none/use name]
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        2 days ago

        I don't doubt that many owners of bazingamobiles do fly down the road Gaming, but just that wouldn't ruin travel plans.

        There's gotta be something weirder here, like trying to dispatch a small child in the driver's seat cross country or sleeping in the truck bed while it drives all night.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
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      2 days ago

      insert bazinga-circulated script about humans becoming interstellar species here

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
    hexagon
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    2 days ago

    This may be low-hanging Drej Tank material, but just fucking look at it.

    taking care of his kiddos

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    All right, I looked long enough.

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      • UlyssesT [he/him]
        hexagon
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        2 days ago

        Yeah it's a recurring gag and one person already expressed anger about it.

        Maybe if there's enough dislike of it I'll stop, but if it's just one "STOP HAVING FUN!" poster, I think I'll still confine Drej gags to the Drej tank.

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
    hexagon
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    2 days ago

    help me understand the timeline for parking assist, ASS

    It is now the ides of September and the only ASS in sight is mine

    @Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net this part is in the realm of your expertise, I think. Thoughts?