will-fancy "rather"

matt-jokerfied "geegaws"

liz-society "cray-zeee"

ypg-brace "muthafuckas"

zizek-preference saying "Trump" sounds like the noise Yoshi makes sticking out his tongue

C. Derrick Varn "kluge"

  • Infamousblt [any]
    ·
    2 months ago

    Every white boomer in America says "chipolte" instead of chipotle and it annoys the shit out of me. Like they don't even use the Americanized version of the word they just straight up say it wrong honk-enraged

    • LocalOaf [they/them, ze/hir]
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      2 months ago

      Oh man, so many corny older relatives love saying "tar-zjayyy" for Target like it's funny to pronounce it like it's French for some reason

      • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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        2 months ago

        it's because French is the lingua franca of esoteric angloid douchebaggery.

        Ah ouais. Le Tar-zjay, Le Kro-zjay... c'est magnifique, c'est incroyable. Allons-y, si vous plait.

        my fave is to pronounce Publix as PUBE-licks. that's a crowd pleaser and if you say it front of a parent with their child, it has cascading effects.

      • Infamousblt [any]
        ·
        2 months ago

        THE FRENCH STORE HURR HURR HURR okay mom thanks I hadn't heard that one since yesterday