Merfolk are fish from the waist down, so instead of slingin' some meat around they'd just splooge a cloud of cum in the surrounding area
I just had a creepy thought of mermen swimming upstream like salmon, dying after doing their thing and floating downstream dead
After they splooge they hang around for a while. They did their jobs and it's time to pass, but unlike most bugs it's a wetter, stinkier decomposition process (still alive though).
My first dog kinda did that... minus the splooging part. He smelled like he was slowly decaying after he got too old.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDj7DuHVV9E
give it up for sammy the salmon
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It would be a waste to not eat the mer men then right?
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