Before you ask the flavor of donut is plain
The donut is a type of occidental bao. The hollowness at the center symbolizes the emptiness of american life
The doughnut is also a type of non-Iberian churro. The round shape symbolizes the ouroborus of the toxic, self consuming "protestant work ethic"
The donut is a type of western kolač, deprived of filling in some gilded age market crash and kept hollow in rememberance of the petty sacrifices petty bourgeois had to make
I found my Xmas bonus under the couch. Unfortunately I wanted a peanut.
The shittier the quality of the doughnut the higher it's ranked
Grocery store doughnuts they're the only edible ones
Does plain mean cinnamon sugar? Cos that's the 'default' donut here and what you'd get if you asked for plain
They're always just a little too dry imo
I won't turn one down though
You should try Spanish "rosquillas" to know what's an actually dry donut
Are you aware that the first episode of the Simpsons is about Homer coping with not receiving his christmas bonus https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simpsons_Roasting_on_an_Open_Fire