Cuz if he's gonna lose (I'm still not entirely convinced either way, it's a toss-up imo), I want to see it happen.
I don't want chuds to have the excuse of "Oh, well he totally would've won if he had lived!".
Lib in front of button, wiping away sweat meme:
Button 1: Blame Trump
Button 2: Civility for the dead
Or, he dies beforehand, but still wins the election as his entire base still writes him in.
I want him to win, and then die, and then Pence dies, and then that illiterate twitter boomer people post on here all the time to also die
I want Chuck Grassley to become president and serve a full term at 88 years old
Best case scenario is that he loses the election by a lot, and then shortly after he keels over and can't fuck with the election. Republicans decide they're not gonna blow their load just to steal it for Pence.
They will always have an excuse. Do you think they will ever say fair enough our guy is shit and ate shit? They were gonna blame mail in ballots, remember
