• goose [he/him]
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    6 hours ago

    Due to a legal settlement several years ago, Tyrus is required to award a title belt to anyone he encounters who is a better professional wrestler than him. He hands out over 800 belts per week

      • goose [he/him]
        ·
        6 hours ago

        Because of a trade embargo, all we have on hand are seven shipping containers filled with Jeff Hardy Enigmatic Champion belts

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  • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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    6 hours ago

    I learned about it from this Bluesky whiney post by lib video clipmeister Aaron Rupar.

    GUTFELD: Have you ever been fired?

    TRUMP: I have never experienced being fired

    (Trump was fired by 81 million people)

    https://subium.com/profile/atrupar.bsky.social/post/3l4jj6hngjs2e

    (I'm stealing the odd usage of parens on its own line.)