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Trump Receives Wrestling Championship Belt From Wrestler-Turned-Fox Host Tyrus: "You Are the People's Champion"
minus-squaregoose [he/him]hexbear7·2 months agoDue to a legal settlement several years ago, Tyrus is required to award a title belt to anyone he encounters who is a better professional wrestler than him. He hands out over 800 belts per week link
minus-squareInevitableSwing [none/use name]hexagonhexbear6·2 months agoWhere's MY belt?* --- * I haven't encountered him but I still want my belt. link
minus-squaregoose [he/him]hexbear5·edit-22 months agoBecause of a trade embargo, all we have on hand are seven shipping containers filled with Jeff Hardy Enigmatic Champion belts Show link
Due to a legal settlement several years ago, Tyrus is required to award a title belt to anyone he encounters who is a better professional wrestler than him. He hands out over 800 belts per week
Where's MY belt?*
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*I haven't encountered him but I still want my belt.Because of a trade embargo, all we have on hand are seven shipping containers filled with Jeff Hardy Enigmatic Champion belts