https://fxtwitter.com/GunterFehlinger/status/1837166520998236242
Just when I thought I'd heard every possible take, Gunther comes out of fucking nowhere with the "Palestine is real and should be part of NATO"
An asteroid could be hurtling towards earth and his first instinct will be calling for it to become a member of nato, and getting it incorporated into the Schengen area.
I LOVE GUNTHER! COMPLETELY INCOHERENT PLANS THAT WOULD JUST RESULT IN WANTON DESTRUCTION ARE AWESOME!
Complete tangent but, in highschool during a literature class, one of my classmates was reading a passage from the textbook outloud and pronounced "wanton carnality" as "wonton carnality" and the teacher laughed for like 5 straight minutes.
Balkanize everything and bring it into NATO and the Eurozone
Would that mean Palestine can Article 5 Israel? Pretty lit. God tier posting right here.
Not necessarily. If they're both in NATO, nothing happens if a conflict breaks out. If I remember correctly, Turkey and Greece had a few small scale conflicts a few years ago that nearly spiralled into war, but neither could call article 5 because they were both NATO members.
Gunther never promises to be boring. I'll give him that and nothing more.
Still a better solution than what the US is working tirelessly on
his brain is perfectly smooth, you could use it to calibrate instruments
Calipers